Gino
Button Panels Poetry.
We are in Professor Faggioli’s office.Banani’s session continues. Faggioli (in an inspired tone, hands clasped behind his back, eyes distant):Banani. Have you ever stopped to really observe elevator button panels?Not just look at them. I mean really observe.Listen to them.Because every button panel has its own character.A personality. A mechanical soul.I… I’ve been observing them … Read more
The Clown in the Elevator
We’re in Professor Faggioli’s office.Banani’s session continues. FAGGIOLI:Do you have any other clown-related incidents to tell me about? BANANI:Yes, there’s one last episode—maybe the most terrifying of all. Flashback – Shopping Mall.Banani and his parents enter through the automatic doors. SHOP ASSISTANT:Welcome! We opened just last week—let us know if you like it! 🤣 MOM:Honey! … Read more
As We’d Expect
Meanwhile, in the waiting room, Papaia and Ravioli are discussing a book Banani found, about the geological evidence for Noah’s Flood. RAVIOLI:I just don’t get it. I mean, really—how could a series of sedimentary layers bend without fracturing? PAPAIA:The only way is if all the sediment layers were deposited rapidly and then bent while they … Read more
The Clown in the Closet
We’re back in Professor Faggioli’s office.Banani’s session continues. INT. PROFESSOR FAGGIOLI’S OFFICE FAGGIOLIEarlier you said clowns haunted you throughout your childhood. I take it there were other incidents as well? BANANIYes, Professor. The worst of them all is the one I still dream about today. FAGGIOLIYou’re referring to the clown in the closet. The one … Read more