The Guinea Pig.
Three scientists—Papaia, Banani, Ravioli—and their assistant Igor, who were supposed to attend the famous dark matter conference, miss their flight and end up on the other side of the world. Arriving at the wrong airport, they book a hotel for the night, but it’s not exactly what they expected… meaning, it’s awful. To beat the heat, Banani figures out how to turn on the air conditioner. But it puffs out in an explosion of freezing black soot, making the room unlivable.
We’re in Ravioli’s room.
Banani and Ravioli are realizing that both Banani’s and Ravioli’s rooms are now unusable.
Ravioli: Look at this disaster you made in my room! Now it’s frozen and covered in dust!
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…how am I supposed to sleep in here?
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Banani: Ugh! My room is unlivable too. I was hoping that at least in yours we could get the air conditioning to work.
Ravioli: Oh, so you decided to use me as a guinea pig for your experiments?!
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Banani: I thought you were hot too!
Ravioli: Well! If you had at least knocked before barging in with your key, I would have told you I was sleeping just fine!
Banani: How could you have told me if you were sleeping?
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Ravioli: Never mind! I have an idea—let’s all go to Papaia’s room…
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Banani: What a great idea!
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…Papaia will surely be happy to share his room with us.
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…Maybe the air conditioning works properly there!
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Ravioli: Oh no! This time, you’ll have to keep your curiosity to yourself, Banani!
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Upon hearing the plan, Igor commented:
“Oh, sure, Papaia must have been thrilled to host the legendary ‘Deviated Septum Band,’
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…featuring Ravioli and Banani: the two star trombonists!
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… in an exclusive concert of stadium-volume snoring!”
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