Three scientists—Papaia, Banani, Ravioli—and their assistant Igor, who were supposed to attend the famous dark matter conference, miss their flight and end up on the other side of the world. Arriving at the wrong airport, they book a hotel for the night, but it’s not exactly what they expected… meaning, it’s awful. During the trip, Ravioli downloads a study on the historical reliability of the gospels.
We’re in Banani’s room, where Banani is talking on the phone with Ravioli.
They’re talking on the phone about the gospels.
Banani: Yes, but couldn’t it be that these authors had coordinated among themselves?
Ravioli: No, because these authors had access to different sources, including oral traditions, earlier writings, and direct testimonies. Plus, they wrote from geographically distant locations. So we can consider them independent sources.
Banani: So they weren’t just copies of each other?
Ravioli: Exactly! For example, Irenaeus had known Polycarp, who in turn had been a disciple of the apostle John. Clement of Alexandria had traveled extensively and gathered information from different Christian communities.
Banani: So their testimonies were based on multiple independent sources?
Ravioli: Exactly! This makes their confirmation even stronger.
Banani: Thanks for the help, Ravioli. I think the bottle is filled now. See you tomorrow.
Ravioli: Okay, see you tomorrow, good night!
Igor: “Just like your blunders! They’re not just copies of each other—each of you adds your own unique touch of personalized stupidity. A true display of originality!”
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