Three scientists—Papaia, Banani, Ravioli—and their assistant Igor, who were supposed to attend the famous dark matter conference, miss their flight and end up on the other side of the world. Arriving at the wrong airport, they book a hotel for the night, but it’s not exactly what they expected… meaning, it’s awful. Banani, while trying to collect rainwater, gets his arm trapped in the narrow window and calls Papaia for help.
Papaia climbs the many flights of stairs and knocks on the door.
Papaia: Banani, I’m here! Open the door!
Banani: How can I? Didn’t I tell you I’m trapped?
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Papaia: Oops! That’s true! So now… what do we do?
Papaia thinks for a moment.
Papaia: Wait there, don’t move! I’ll go call the clerk!
Banani: Oh no! That’s a terrible idea!
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Papaia: You’re right. Better not wake him up… Let me think… Ok! We’ll wait until tomorrow morning!
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Banani: Yeah… and what about me? My arm hurts, I can’t feel it anymore!
Papaia: I could come in through the window…
Banani: Yeah, if you can fit, my arm might fit too, right?
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Papaia: Ah, yeah, that’s true.
Papaia thinks again.
Papaia: Have you tried calling Ravioli and Igor? Maybe they’ll think of something.
Banani: Sure! We could have a midnight brainstorming session, you guys out on the landing, and me here with my arm stuck!
Papaia: Sounds better than nothing.
Banani: Ok! I’ll call them.
Papaia: Wait! I’ve had a brilliant idea! I’ll break down the door!
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Banani: No, what are you saying?
Papaia: Get to safety! I’m about to hit!
Banani: How? Isn’t my arm stuck here?
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Papaia: Fine, then just close your eyes, and don’t worry. I’ll break down the door with a strong shoulder charge!
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Banani: No, Papaia, stop, you’ll hurt yourself!
Too late! Papaia takes a run-up and throws his whole weight against the door. In doing so, he trips over a badly placed piece of carpet and slams his head violently against the door, losing consciousness.
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Igor: “You know, every time Papaia attacks something—or someone—he just ends up hurting himself.
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.. We could call it the secret move of Papaia! Maybe he should start his own martial art and teach his students how to knock themselves out.
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…They could even organize a world championship… the winner is whoever manages to take themselves down in the shortest time!
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…This martial art wouldn’t be very enjoyable for the practitioners… but definitely more so for the spectators.
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… more or less like watching a circus of clowns!
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