Rescue Request.
Three scientists—Papaia, Banani, Ravioli—and their assistant Igor, who were supposed to attend the famous dark matter conference, miss their flight and end up on the other side of the world. Arriving at the wrong airport, they book a hotel for the night, but it’s not exactly what they expected… meaning, it’s awful. Banani, while trying to collect rainwater, gets his arm trapped in the narrow window.
We’re in Papaia’s room.
In the middle of the night, Papaia is snoring in his room when he hears the phone ring.
Papaia: Hello, who’s this?
Banani: Hello? It’s Banani.
Papaia: Banani, what do you want at this hour?
Banani: Help! My arm is stuck outside the window!
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Papaia: Window? Which window?
Banani: The one in my room! The only one!
Papaia: How did you end up like this?
Banani: I was collecting rainwater.
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Papaia: And why did you start doing something like that?
Banani: Because I was thirsty and ran out of water.
Papaia: But don’t you always carry a water bottle in your pocket toolkit?
Banani: Yeah, I know, but I used that to take a shower.
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Papaia: Shower? Wouldn’t it have been better to use the sink, like I did?
Banani: I tried that too, but there’s no water in my room!
Papaia: Ah, I get it! You wanted to take a shower, but there was no water. So you used the water bottle from your toolkit, then tried to refill it with rainwater.
Papaia thinks for a moment.
Papaia: Wait a second… but it’s not raining outside.
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Banani: No, not now. But it was raining when I stuck my arm out!
Papaia: Ah, now it makes sense! But wouldn’t it have been easier to just buy that water on sale from the porter?
Banani: Believe me! I tried to do that, but it didn’t work. The porter was sleeping and got mad.
Papaia: Ok! Now I understand everything. But why are you telling me all this?
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Banani: I was hoping you could kindly come here and help me pull my arm out!
Papaia: You mean pull your arm in, not out!
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Banani: Yes, exactly! You need to help me, because I can’t do it by myself!
Papaia: That’s a lot of stairs! Are you sure there’s no other solution?
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Banani: No, I can’t think of anything else.
Papaia: Ok! If there’s no other way, I’ll have to climb the stairs.
Igor: I swear, if Papaia ever worked at a fire department hotline, the building would be ashes by the time he finished asking for details.
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… ‘So let me get this straight… you’re saying there’s a fire? And it’s in a building? And buildings can burn?
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… Fascinating! Tell me more!’
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