Three scientists—Papaia, Banani, and Ravioli—and their assistant Igor, who are supposed to attend the famous dark matter conference, board the wrong flight and end up on the other side of the world. After arriving at the wrong airport, they book a hotel for the night, but it’s not exactly what they expected… in the sense that it’s awful.
After a rough night, they also get stuck in the elevator.
We are at the bar, where the clerk is finishing his coffee break with his friend Alfred.
Clerk: You know, now that you mention it, I could actually sell this idea!
Alfred: We need to find a name for it… How about “Baseball Bat Insurance Inc.”?
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Clerk: I was thinking of something more like “Fractures & Co.”
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Alfred: Great name! What do you think of “Trauma & Solutions Ltd.”?
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Clerk: Why not “Satisfied or Fractured – Insurance Group”?
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Alfred: “Multiple Fractures Group”…
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Clerk: “Bruised but Happy Policies”…
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Alfred: Okay! One last one: “Bat & Co.: Solutions That Hit the Mark”.
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Clerk: Our slogan: “Total Coverage… of Beatings”.
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Alfred: “More Hits, Fewer Problems”.
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Clerk: “Since 1975, Policies That Never Miss”.
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Alfred: “Modern Contusions, Ancient Methods, and Old-School Beatings.”
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