Three scientists—Papaia, Banani, and Ravioli—and their assistant Igor, who are supposed to attend the famous dark matter conference, board the wrong flight and end up on the other side of the world. After arriving at the wrong airport, they book a hotel for the night, but it’s not exactly what they expected… in the sense that it’s awful.
After a rough night, they also get stuck in the elevator.
We are at the bar, where the clerk is finishing his coffee break with his friend Alfred.
Alfred: Forget about it! But hey… aren’t you afraid someone might get sick in there and sue you?
Clerk: Sue me? No problem! I’m insured for this kind of stuff!
Alfred: Really? A cheapskate like you paying for insurance?
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Clerk: It’s not that expensive!
Alfred: Do you pay in installments?
Clerk: No, it’s a one-time payment.
Alfred: Is it the “bonus-malus” workplace accident policy?
Clerk: No! It’s a baseball bat!
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… It’s “malus-malus”!
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Alfred: Ah, I see! So if someone tries to sue you, you just show them your “insurance.”
Clerk: Exactly! And I guarantee you—it works!
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Alfred: So basically, it’s a kind of insurance that covers everything… A customer refuses to pay? There’s the insurance!
A customer wants to sue you? Here you go! Look at my nice policy! Problem solved.
Clerk: That’s right! It works just like that! Don’t want to pay? Here’s the baseball bat!
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…Got a complaint? Here’s the baseball bat!
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…Got issues with checking out at six? The baseball bat!
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Alfred: I wonder how… you haven’t won an award yet for Insurance Agent of the Year!
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