Comments on Papaia’s headbutt.
Three scientists—Papaia, Banani, Ravioli—and their assistant Igor, who were supposed to attend the famous dark matter conference, miss their flight and end up on the other side of the world. Arriving at the wrong airport, they book a hotel for the night, but it’s not exactly what they expected… meaning, it’s awful. Banani gets his arm trapped in the window while trying to collect rainwater. Papaia faints after headbutting the door in an attempt to break it down. Ravioli saves Banani, discovering that the hotel locks are all the same.
We’re in Banani’s room.
Banani: Did you see that headbutt from Papaia?
Ravioli: More than see it, we heard it!
🤣🤣🤣
The bang, I mean… It was heard all over the stairs!
🤣🤣🤣
Papaia: Should I be worried? Shouldn’t we go to the ER?
Igor: Maybe it’s better not to. Given how things are going, getting there might be more dangerous than just staying here and waiting.
🤣🤣🤣
Ravioli: Here on the online doctor site it says a head injury can cause nausea, dizziness, and vomiting… Do you feel any of those symptoms, Papaia?
Papaia: No! Apart from the bump on my head, I have no other symptoms.
Banani: Go ahead, keep reading, Ravioli.
Ravioli: Here it says amnesia, temporary memory loss, and delirium.
Igor: Yes! All those symptoms are there! It’s Papaia’s standard mode.
🤣🤣🤣
…We should be worried if those weren’t there, and if he started saying sensible things!
🤣🤣🤣
Papaia: Anyone got a painkiller?
Banani: Wait, I have a little box in my kit. Come to think of it, I need one too, for my sore arm!
Ravioli: On the guest questionnaire, they should add an option: “Are you here for business or pleasure?” and also “To fight a battle”!
Igor: “Oh, give me a break, Ravioli! The only battle you fight every day is for the conquest of the last remaining space in your stomach to fit that final slice of pizza!”
🤣🤣🤣
Papaia: This time I agree with you, Igor!
Igor: I think we should call an ambulance… Papaia’s showing signs of imbalance.
🤣🤣🤣
Ravioli: Maybe tomorrow we can go calmly and get him an X-ray.
Igor: Wasting time and money! X-rays don’t go through lead…
Ravioli: I know, but what’s that got to do with it?
Igor: The lead… that’s what’s filling Papaia’s head!
🤣🤣🤣
Papaia: Stop it now, Igor, my head hurts!
Ravioli: Look here! Papaia left a big dent in the door!
🤣🤣🤣
Banani: Let’s hope the clerk doesn’t notice, or he’ll make us pay for it!
Ravioli: We could say it was already there!
Igor: Something we can’t say about the dent on Papaia’s head!
🤣🤣🤣
Papaia: Let him try! If he does, I’ll sue the hotel for poorly placing that piece of carpet!
Igor: The safety expert should’ve flagged this hazard. You know, in case one of the guests decided to break the door with their head!
🤣🤣🤣
Papaia: As your leader, I sacrificed myself for the team!
Igor: A sacrifice as unnecessary as it was spectacular!
🤣🤣🤣
Banani: Igor, don’t be hard on Papaia! After all, he just wanted to help!
Igor: Hard? Never as hard as his head!
🤣🤣🤣
…And I doubt he did it to help. I think it was an experiment to see if his head was harder than the wood.
🤣🤣🤣
Ravioli: More than having a “test,” we had “headbutts!”
🤣🤣🤣
Papaia: Ha, ha, ha! Now you’re getting in on it too, Ravioli?
Banani: Leave him alone! Poor Papaia!
Igor: Poor Papaia? Poor door!
🤣🤣🤣
… Look what he did to it!
🤣🤣🤣