Three scientists—Papaia, Banani, Ravioli—and their assistant Igor, who are supposed to attend the famous dark matter conference, take the wrong flight and end up on the other side of the world. After arriving at the wrong airport, they book a hotel to spend the night, but it’s not exactly what they expected… in the sense that it’s awful.
We’re on the hotel stairs, where the four are making their way up.
Banani’s room is on the tenth floor.
Banani: I didn’t think a hotel this lousy would have so many floors!
Ravioli: The main problem is that every floor has only one room!
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Banani: My cousin signed up for a gym.
Papaia: The one that sells fruits and vegetables?
Banani: No, the one with the juice bar…
Ravioli: What exactly is a juice bar?
Banani: I don’t know… I came up with the name… because they sell all kinds of fruit juices.
Papaia: Original idea… Why did he sign up?
Banani: His accountant recommended it…
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Ravioli: And what does the gym have to do with taxes?
Banani: According to the XYZ123 model, a deductible expense for the owner can be categorized as “physical weight,” and written off as “tax savings” for the current year.
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Papaia: So the weights you lift at the gym can be written off from taxes?… Brilliant!
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Ravioli: I also signed up a few months ago…
Banani: Oh, really? How did it go?
Ravioli: Very badly! I just wasted my money!
Banani: Couldn’t you stick to the program?
Ravioli: No, they kicked me out…
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Banani: And what did you do?
Ravioli: Nothing… except take advantage of the free energy drinks promotion!
Banani: Free energy drinks? What kind of gym is that? I’ve never heard of that promotion…
Ravioli: You haven’t heard of it because it doesn’t exist.
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…The energy drinks weren’t free. But, unfortunately, I found that out too late!
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Igor: Ravioli thought he could refresh himself for free at the gym’s expense… since they even have bathrooms and showers, he could have brought a sheet and a pillow to sleep on one of the ab benches.
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…At that point, all he needed was to have his mail sent there!
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