The Queue Theme Park (Remastered)

The families visit a brand-new theme park.

The park consists entirely of queues. Literally.

You join a queue and pass various sculptures, little tunes and decorative features, but at the end of the line, there’s no ride.

Park Employee

“The queue is the attraction,” a park employee explains to Papaia.

“After all, 90% of the theme park experience is queuing,” he continues.

“We’ve taken that 10% out of the experience and added it to the discount on your entrance ticket.”

After thinking about it for a while, Ravioli agrees.

Ravioli

“Come to think of it, by the end of the day, I can’t say there’s all that much difference.”