Three scientists—Papaia, Banani, and Ravioli—and their assistant Igor work at the NASAL observatory. They come across some interesting books and start getting into creationism. But their bosses don’t like this new interest and send them to take a psychological test, which they must pass to keep their jobs. But the psychologist, Professor Faggioli, determined to get them fired, does everything he can to make them look insane.
We are in Professor Faggioli’s office waiting room, where they are waiting for Ravioli to be evaluated.
Banani: Ouch! That extra large swab is still hurting me!
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Papaia: Don’t even get me started. Listening to Ravioli always leads to something like this!
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Banani: Looks like we’re going to be waiting here for a while!
Igor: Knowing Ravioli, I’m sure he has plenty of material to share with the psychologist!
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Banani: Good thing I brought my grandfather’s book with me!
Banani keeps reading for a while, then suddenly pauses.
Banani: Hey, Papaia, did you know that in chapters 7 and 8 of Genesis, it talks about a global catastrophe where the Earth is completely submerged?
Papaia: Yeah, of course. Who doesn’t know that?
Banani: Sure, that’s obvious! But there’s an interesting detail: in Genesis 7, it says, ‘all the fountains of the great deep burst forth.’
Papaia: Oh, I didn’t know that! So, it’s not just about rain, but also massive underwater eruptions!
Banani: Not just regular eruptions. Are you familiar with the theory of Pangaea?
Papaia: Yes, I seem to recall that the continents, which are now separated, were initially united into one supercontinent that scholars named Pangaea.
Banani: Exactly, and the fact that the shapes of the continents fit together is evidence of that.
Papaia: Yes, but it’s supposed to have been an extremely slow process, lasting millions of years.
Banani: Not necessarily. Imagine being in Pangaea, and suddenly the continents begin separating rapidly.
Papaia: Oh, I wouldn’t want to be there! That would be an unimaginable catastrophe!
Banani: Like a global flood?
Papaia: Wow! That would lead to the separation of continents and the formation of high mountains!
Banani: Exactly. The author suggests that these eruptions could have shattered Pangaea, the original configuration of the continents, and caused their separation as we know them today.
Papaia: So, we’re not talking about a slow and steady movement of the plates, but rather a sudden shift caused by the catastrophe.
Banani: Yes, exactly! The continents would have separated within a few months, not over millions of years!
Papaia: Still, it seems highly unlikely that all the plates would shift simultaneously!
Banani: If we think of it as a random event, that’s true. But Genesis talks about a divine intervention—a decision by God to destroy humanity, saving only those on the ark.
Papaia: Fascinating! That would be a biblical event whose effects we still see today!
Banani: What do you think?
Papaia: I’m not sure… but it does make sense.
Banani: At school, they always taught us the millions-of-years theory, but I’ve never heard of this alternative hypothesis.
Papaia: You’re right, Banani. After all, the account in Genesis, seen this way, seems entirely plausible and not just a myth, as we were always taught.
The sentence is mostly fine, but here’s a refined version for better clarity and flow:
Igor: Papaia has found a plausible explanation for the flood in the Genesis account. Well done, Papaia! Now all you need is a plausible story to explain to the psychologist how you manage to afford all these… distractions at work!
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