Banani Game Dev

Banani, a video game enthusiast, takes a few months off from NASAL to try his hand at game development. Needless to say, things don’t go well, and Banani ends up returning to his job at NASAL.

Months later, Banani loses his phone, buys a new one, and has to set up his online banking app all over again.

Banani and his wife are in the living room, struggling to get it working.

Banani

Oh, come on! It’s asking me for yet another password.

Wife

Another one? Haven’t you already entered three?

Banani

Yes, I know, but this is the most secure banking app on the market. There are ten passwords in total.

Wife

Ten? How are you supposed to remember all of them?

Banani

I don’t know…

Banani thinks for a moment. Then a light bulb goes off in his head.

Banani

Wait! I don’t need to remember them! I’ve stored them all in my game.

Wife

Where?

Banani opens the 3D shooter he created himself. He starts the level, kills a couple of monsters, and reaches a large noticeboard prominently displayed in the middle of a virtual town square.

Banani aims at the board and copies the ten passwords, clearly visible on the screen, onto a piece of paper.

Banani

There we go! All sorted.

Wife

Isn’t that the game you published on Steam?

Banani

Yes.

His wife looks confused for a moment.

Wife

Sorry, but aren’t you worried someone might find your passwords?

Banani

No. It’s all under control.

His wife scratches her head.

Wife

But the game is public!

Banani

Exactly. The passwords have been sitting there for months, and nothing’s happened.

Wife

But what if someone finds them?

Banani

Impossible. To find the passwords, someone would have to play my game first.

Wife

And?

Banani

So they’re safe. The game is so mediocre that nobody will ever play it.