Banani and his family are walking around the shopping centre.
His eldest daughter spots an ice cream stand.
Eldest Daughter
Look! A Japanese ice cream stand! They have the famous “mochi” ice cream!
Banani
And what’s that supposed to be? Looks like the stuff they sell at the local café to me.
Youngest Daughter
Can you buy us some, Dad?
Banani
All right… How much can it possibly cost?
By the time Banani sees the price, it’s already too late.
Banani
Seven pounds each? Have they gone mad?
The twins start crying at the top of their lungs.
Wife
Buy them!
Banani has no choice but to buy ice cream for everyone.
Including a few that have fallen on the floor, the bill comes to a grand total of seventy pounds.
Banani
But we still had to do the grocery shopping!
Wife
Hand over the card.
Banani hands over his card, but he only has sixty-eight pounds in his account.
Banani
What now? Are they going to arrest us?
Wife
Wait, I’ll call a friend…
After paying, Banani stares at his phone as his banking app shows his account balance has dropped to zero. He scratches his head.
Just then, by pure coincidence, Igor walks past and gives him a friendly pat on the shoulder.
Igor
Next time you see an artisan ice cream stand, I suggest you run away to Japan.