Ravioli Opens the Wrong Door

The alarm goes off.

NASAL is evacuated.

The staff gathers at the assembly point.

Papaia, Banani, and Igor come running.

They turn around.

The building is on fire.

Banani
“Where’s Ravioli?”

Papaia
“I don’t know.”

Igor
“There he is… hard to miss.”

Ravioli walks calmly out of the building.

Banani
“Where were you? Didn’t you see that the whole place is on fire?”

The sound of fire truck sirens can be heard approaching in the distance.

Ravioli
“Oh, sorry… I needed to use the bathroom, but I think I opened the wrong door.”

Papaia
“What door did you open?”

BOOM.

A massive explosion sends them all flying to the ground.

Dust.

Silence.

When they get back up, NASAL is gone.

There is nothing left but a crater.

Ravioli
“The wrong one… apparently.”

Igor opens his mouth to make a joke…

But at that exact moment, a piece of red-hot sheet metal falls from the sky and lands right between them.