Maternal instinct.
Three scientists — Papaia, Banani, and Ravioli — and their assistant Igor, who work at NASAL, start showing an interest in creationism. Their superiors, worried, send them to a psychologist, Professor Faggioli, a shady character determined to get them fired by making them look insane.
We are in Professor Faggioli’s office, where Ravioli is undergoing evaluation.
Faggioli: Here in your file, Ravioli, it says you’re single. Tell me… how’s your love life?
Ravioli: Eh! Not great. Unfortunately, women like guys who are rich, mature, and preferably muscular and fit.
Faggioli: Well! Honestly, if this were a test, you would have scored zero points!
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Ravioli: But once I did find a girl who was interested in me.
Faggioli (surprised): Really?
Ravioli: Yes, and when I realized it, she made the same face you’re making right now!
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Faggioli: She was probably a little crazy! Besides, you’re selfish and childish. What other type of woman would want a relationship with you?
Ravioli: Thanks for the compliments, professor… But probably it was because of her maternal instinct.
Faggioli: You never know with crazy people. Wait a second… That’s my job!
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Faggioli thinks for a moment, then scribbles something down.
Faggioli: Alright, go on.
Ravioli: We started dating, I felt like I was living a dream… You know, she was also beautiful and fit.
Faggioli: … Yeah, but it didn’t end well, did it?
Ravioli: How did you figure that out?
Faggioli: It’s easy, your file still says “single.”
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Igor later commented: Ravioli says he had a girlfriend who appreciated him for who he was. Ravioli also thinks it was because of the maternal instinct his childish behavior inspired in her. No, Ravioli, you were wrong — it’s because the girl… had lost her glasses!
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