The Patrol

Three scientists—Papaia, Banani, Ravioli—and their assistant Igor, who are supposed to attend the famous dark matter conference, miss their flight and end up on the other side of the world. After arriving at the wrong airport, they book a hotel for the night, but the taxi drops them off in front of an abandoned warehouse. Banani then gets the idea to ring all the intercoms in the neighborhood to ask for information.

Near the warehouse, Banani is buzzing every intercom, but no one is answering.

Banani tries again, ringing all the intercoms in the block.

Banani: Is it possible that no one is answering? I’ve rung practically all of them.

Ravioli: Give it up, Banani! This isn’t the time to insist!

Banani: Wait, there’s one left…

Suddenly, they hear sirens. A police patrol car pulls up next to them, and the officer rolls down the window.

Officer: Excuse me, gentlemen? What are you doing? Why are you ringing all the intercoms at this hour?

Banani: We’re tourists, and we can’t find our hotel…

Officer: What’s the name?

Banani: Banani.

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Officer: No! What’s the name of the hotel?

Banani: Oh, right! It’s the Banana Hotel.

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Papaia: No, Banani! What are you saying? It’s the Sunflower Hotel, not the Banana Hotel!

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Igor: “Are you crazy? How do you confuse a sunflower with a banana?

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…Are you secretly booking hotels based on your name?

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…What’s next? The Ravioli Inn?

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…The Papaia Palace?

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…Or maybe… the Igor Suites?

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…Actually, that one doesn’t sound too bad!”

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Officer: Sunflower Hotel? Never heard of it! Listen, I recommend you call a taxi and get some help because there have been multiple burglaries in this neighborhood. It’s not safe to be on the streets at this hour.

Banani: Oh, right! Thanks, we’ll follow your advice, officer.

Officer: Good. Have a nice evening!

The patrol car drives away.

Papaia: But why didn’t we ask for a ride?

Banani: A ride where?

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Igor: Why not to the airport? At least there, we could lie down and sleep safely.

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