Three scientists, Papaia, Banani, Ravioli, and their assistant Igor, are on a plane heading to the famous dark matter conference.
Dinner arrives.
Banani: I’ll have the meat, please!
Attendant: Here you go…
Banani, excited, lifts the lid with great expectations.
Banani: Ah, it’s a steak. It must be juicy…
Banani tucks a paper napkin into his collar like a bib.
Banani: Damn! This meat is as tough as a wall!
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Banani presses hard with his plastic knife, which snaps.
Banani: Oh no! The knife broke! The meat is too tough.
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Papaia: Feel free to use mine. I don’t need it. The fish is tender.
Banani: Let me try again. I’ll go for a sharp, clean cut…
Banani makes a second attempt to slice the steak, but instead of cutting, the meat catapults off the plate and lands perfectly onto the empty plate of a passenger across the aisle.
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Banani: Oh no! Did you see that, Ravioli?
Ravioli: Incredible! Your steak landed right in the neighbor’s plate.
Igor: Congratulations, Banani. You’ve just invented the Olympic steak toss. If we add a somersault, we might sign you up for the Games!
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