Dinner is served
Three scientists, Papaia, Banani, Ravioli, and their assistant Igor, are on a plane heading to the famous dark matter conference.
Dinner arrives, but Papaia is asleep.
Banani: Wake up, Papaia! They’re serving dinner.
Papaia wakes up with a start.
Papaia: Shields up! We’re under attack… Oh, wait, it’s just the dinner cart! Sorry, I was dreaming…
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Attendant: Sir, would you prefer meat or fish?
Papaia: Meat. No, fish. No, wait, meat. Can I get half and half?
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Attendant: I’m afraid not, sir.
Papaia: Alright then… let’s go with fish.
Igor: Be careful not to make the wrong decision… you might regret it for the rest of your life!
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Attendant: And you, sir?
Ravioli: Definitely not fish! Don’t you have lasagna?
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Attendant: The menu is quite limited, unfortunately.
Igor: This is a plane, not an Italian restaurant!
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Ravioli: Ugh! Fine, I’ll take the meat.
Igor: Think like a businessman and seize this investment opportunity…
Ravioli: What are you talking about?
Igor: Take the fish, hide it in your backpack for a month, and then sell it to the army… as a biological weapon!
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