The Wrong Line

Three scientists, Papaia, Banani, Ravioli, and their assistant Igor, who need to attend the famous dark matter conference, head to the airport.

We’re at the airport security checkpoint.
The four are waiting in line.

The line is long, and Papaia, Ravioli, Banani, and Igor patiently wait for their turn. Banani, impatient, notices another line that looks much shorter.

Banani: Hey, that line over there is empty! I’m going there—you guys do whatever you want.

Papaia: Banani, wait! Are you sure that’s the right line?

Banani moves to the empty line and quickly reaches the front, but a security officer stops him.

Officer (serious): Sir, this line is for airport staff only.

Banani (confused): But I have my passport…

Officer: I don’t need your passport, sir. I need an employee badge. Do you have one?

Banani: Uhm… how about a supermarket loyalty card?

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Officer: Sir, please return to the passenger line.

Banani walks back, pretending nothing happened, as the other passengers chuckle.

Igor: I don’t know what’s longer for Banani—the airport line or his journey to common sense!

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Anyway, at least in line, there’s no way to mess up.
Or maybe there is… if you’re Banani!

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