Three scientists — Papaia, Banani, and Ravioli — and their assistant Igor, who work at NASAL, start getting interested in creationism. Their superiors, worried, send them to see a psychologist, Professor Faggioli — a shady character who is determined to get them fired by making them look insane.
We’re in Professor Faggioli’s office. It’s Banani’s turn.
Faggioli: Tell me about your mother.
Banani: I’d say my mother was into crafting.
Faggioli: Yes, but I’d like to hear something about your mother-son relationship.
Banani: Let’s say our mother-son relationship was based on crafting. 🤣
Faggioli: You built containers together?
Banani: Well… more like… in parallel. 🤣
Faggioli: What do you mean?
Banani: You see, Professor, while I was building explosive stuff in the garage, she was in the kitchen making super-complicated dishes using tools she made herself. One time she baked bread inside a recycled wooden box… using only the sun! 🤣
Faggioli: Interesting!
He jots something down.
Faggioli: And she didn’t get mad at you… I mean… for the experiments?
Banani: Absolutely not! That’s just how she was. Calm, always smiling, but always lost in her world of hot glue and chia seeds. 🤣
Igor: So Banani’s mother-son bond was based on crafting? Sure, and when she got mad, she probably glued him to the door with hot glue! 🤣
Banani says they crafted “in parallel.” So if something went wrong on her end, the worst was a burnt roast. But on Banani’s end… blowing up the whole building? 🤣
Wait a second — can someone explain how you bake bread in a wooden box under the sun? Banani probably set it on fire! 🤣
Banani’s mom lived in a world made of chia seeds? The only problem with that world was rivers and oceans! 🤣