Three scientists — Papaia, Banani, and Ravioli — and their assistant Igor, who work at NASAL, begin to take an interest in creationism. Alarmed, their superiors send them to a psychologist, Professor Faggioli — a shady character determined to get them fired by making them seem insane.
We’re in Professor Faggioli’s office, and it’s Banani’s turn.
The session has just begun. Faggioli is reviewing Banani’s file.
FAGGIOLI
Very well, it says here that you’re a very meticulous and precise scientist, but at times you’ve caused issues at NASAL because of your tendency to improvise odd and unsuitable solutions.
Like, for instance, when you used toothpicks from the cafeteria to synchronize the particle accelerator — which then exploded, costing NASAL millions in repairs.
BANANI
It’s true, I was foolish. I should’ve used a fork tine. I forgot wood doesn’t conduct electricity.
FAGGIOLI
Mr. Banani, it’s not my job to forgive your little mischiefs. I’m here to find you guilty— I mean, to understand what leads to this unusual behavior, and how we can set you straight.
BANANI
I’ll tell you, Professor — I just can’t help it. When I see something broken, I have to fix it.
FAGGIOLI
Interesting… And when was the first time you felt this uncontrollable urge?
BANANI
It’s a long story. It goes back to when I was a teenager…
IGOR
The only thing Banani never feels the need to fix… is his common sense receptor…
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…it’s right there… inside his head… but it just won’t work!
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