Flood Currents
Three scientists — Papaia, Banani, and Ravioli — and their assistant Igor, who work at NASAL, begin to take an interest in creationism. Their superiors, worried, send them to a psychologist, Professor Faggioli — a shady character determined to get them fired by making them look insane.
We’re in Professor Faggioli’s office, where Ravioli is undergoing an evaluation.
Meanwhile, Papaia and Banani continue their conversation about the book Banani found in his garage, which belonged to his grandfather and discusses geological evidence for Noah’s flood.
Ravioli: But does this happen only with sand and quartz?
Papaia: No. The geologic record has many examples of sediments that didn’t come from erosion of the local underlying rocks. Instead, these sediments must have been transported long distances — in some cases, even across entire continents.
Ravioli: And do we have further confirmation?
Papaia: Yes — the direction indicators of water currents found in these sedimentary layers also confirm it. They show a consistent one-way flow.
Ravioli: But couldn’t there have been transcontinental rivers?
Papaia: Even if that were the case, they couldn’t have worked that way for hundreds of millions of years.
Ravioli: Only a catastrophic global flood that submerged the continents in just a few months could explain the huge volumes of sediments transported across a whole continent.
Papaia: In Genesis 7–8, the Bible describes the cataclysmic global Flood, during which the waters covered the whole earth, sweeping across entire continents.
Ravioli: If that were true, we’d expect to find that these global waters eroded sediments and carried them across vast areas, depositing them in layers that cover enormous regions.
Papaia: And now we’ve seen that this is exactly what we find all across North America!
Ravioli: So there’s no excuse to claim there’s no evidence of a global flood. The catastrophic Flood described in Genesis really happened in Earth’s history.
Papaia: Just as God told us!
Igor:
The evidence for the Flood is scattered abundantly across the globe… just like your disasters after that conference trip!
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