Boiled and Accusing.
Three scientists — Papaia, Banani, and Ravioli — and their assistant Igor work at NASAL. When they start taking an interest in creationism, their superiors send them to a psychologist for evaluation. The psychologist, Professor Faggioli, is a shady character, determined to get them fired by making them seem crazy. Ravioli is the first to enter.
We’re in Professor Faggioli’s office, where Ravioli’s session is underway.
Ravioli: …And then, three times a week, came the worst dish of all. Boiled fish with broccoli.
Faggioli: Hmm… Boiled fish with broccoli. My favorite dish.
Igor (voiceover): Seriously?
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Ravioli: So, on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays, there was fish with broccoli, and I hated it. I just couldn’t swallow it. On those days I’d spend all of afterschool time sitting at my little desk, with the white eyes of the boiled fish staring at me from the plate.
Faggioli: Boiled and accusing eyes!
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Igor (voiceover): Sorry, but is this guy for real?
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Ravioli: You said it, Faggioli.
Faggioli (loudly): BOILED AND ACCUSING EYES!
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Ravioli: It was just an expression, Professor!
Igor (voiceover): Wait a second! So for Ravioli, “boiled and accusing eyes” is a legitimate observation?
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Ravioli: Anyway, one day I had an idea… there was a way to make the fish and broccoli disappear without anyone noticing.
Faggioli: By eating it, of course!
Ravioli: No! That idea wasn’t even up for debate…
Faggioli: Then how?
Ravioli: A much quicker and painless way…
Igor (voiceover): With a napkin on its head? I mean the fish…
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