Banani’s Plan

Three scientists—Papaia, Banani, Ravioli—and their assistant Igor, who are supposed to attend the famous dark matter conference, board the wrong flight and end up on the other side of the world. After arriving at the wrong airport, they book a hotel for the night, but it’s not exactly what they expected… in the sense that it’s awful. After a rough night, they also get stuck in the elevator.

We’re in the elevator, where the four of them are trapped.

Banani, with a determined look, stands up and heads towards the elevator door.

Banani: I have a plan! It may seem complicated, but we need to try it.

Papaia: Whatever it is, we need to get out of here!

Banani: Position yourselves in front of the door!

Ravioli: Let’s do it!

Banani: So, the plan is based on the theory of quantum relativity applied to elevator door closure systems. Our idea is to alter the electromagnetic field of the door with a modulation of precise frequencies, using the superposition of quantum fields to deactivate the locking mechanisms.

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Igor: Yes, but practically… what do we have to do?

Banani: Push!!!

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The four scientists start pushing with all their might. While the three of them struggle and sweat, Banani is focused on the complicated plan he explained.

Banani: I don’t see any change. This plan doesn’t seem to be working!

Papaia: Maybe you should push too.

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Banani: Brilliant, Papaia! How did I not think of that?

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Banani begins pushing with the others, but the result doesn’t change. After many attempts, they lose strength and give up.

Igor: I also remember something from my physics lessons. And I can confirm that, according to the quantum string theory in the electrostatic vacuum… we’re doomed!

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