Boarding Pass?

Three scientists, Papaia, Banani, Ravioli, and their assistant Igor, who need to attend the famous dark matter conference, board the plane.

We’re on the plane, where the three scientists are looking for their seats.

An attendant approaches.

Attendant: Excuse me, but you need to sit down. You’re blocking the passage! Can I see your boarding pass, please?

Papaia: Do you mean the passport? Here it is! Banani and Ravioli… give me yours too!

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Attendant: No, sir, not the passport. It’s the boarding pass…

Papaia: The boarding pass… let me think…

Banani: Isn’t that the letter from the bank, the one you always carry with you?

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Papaia: Oh, yes! The letter from the bank about the blocked credit card! But what do you need that for? We’ve already paid for the flight!

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Attendant: No, it’s not that. It’s the boarding pass, do you have it?

Papaia: Yes, of course we have it! If only we knew what it was…

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Ravioli shows the bar service ticket. Is this it?

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Attendant (trying to stay calm): Gentlemen, the boarding pass is the piece of paper we gave you at check-in.

Papaia: Ah, Banani! That piece of paper you used to level the table at the bar!

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Banani: Oh, yes! Wait, I’ll find it right away!

Ravioli: I told you it was needed…

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Igor: Fantastic! We have a movie ticket, a sticker album, and a perfectly leveled table… but no boarding pass! I’d say we’re not ready for takeoff, but at least we know how to pass the time when they throw us off the plane.

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