Banani, a video game enthusiast, takes a few months off from NASAL to try his hand at game development. Needless to say, things don’t go well, and Banani ends up returning to his job at NASAL.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Months later, Banani loses his phone, buys a new one, and has to set up his online banking app all over again.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani and his wife are in the living room, struggling to get it working.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Oh, come on! It’s asking me for yet another password.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Wife<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Another one? Haven’t you already entered three?<\/p>\n\n\n\n Banani<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Yes, I know, but this is the most secure banking app on the market. There are ten passwords in total.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Wife<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Ten? How are you supposed to remember all of them?<\/p>\n\n\n\n Banani<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n I don’t know…<\/p>\n\n\n\n Banani thinks for a moment. Then a light bulb goes off in his head.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Banani<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Wait! I don’t need to remember them! I’ve stored them all in my game.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Wife<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Where?<\/p>\n\n\n\n Banani opens the 3D shooter he created himself. He starts the level, kills a couple of monsters, and reaches a large noticeboard prominently displayed in the middle of a virtual town square.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Banani aims at the board and copies the ten passwords, clearly visible on the screen, onto a piece of paper.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Banani<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n There we go! All sorted.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Wife<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Isn’t that the game you published on Steam?<\/p>\n\n\n\n Banani<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Yes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n His wife looks confused for a moment.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Wife<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Sorry, but aren’t you worried someone might find your passwords?<\/p>\n\n\n\n Banani<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n No. It’s all under control.<\/p>\n\n\n\n His wife scratches her head.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Wife<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n But the game is public!<\/p>\n\n\n\n Banani<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Exactly. The passwords have been sitting there for months, and nothing’s happened.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Wife<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n But what if someone finds them?<\/p>\n\n\n\n Banani<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Impossible. To find the passwords, someone would have to play my game first.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Wife<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n And?<\/p>\n\n\n\n Banani<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n So they’re safe. The game is so mediocre that nobody will ever play it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Banani, a video game enthusiast, takes a few months off from NASAL to try his hand at game development. Needless to say, things don’t go well, and Banani ends up returning to his job at NASAL. Months later, Banani loses his phone, buys a new one, and has to set up his online banking app … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5905","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gags"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5905","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5905"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5905\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5906,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5905\/revisions\/5906"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5905"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5905"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5905"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}