{"id":5881,"date":"2026-10-19T11:01:24","date_gmt":"2026-10-19T10:01:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=5881"},"modified":"2026-10-19T11:01:25","modified_gmt":"2026-10-19T10:01:25","slug":"the-queue-theme-park-remastered","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=5881","title":{"rendered":"The Queue Theme Park (Remastered)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The families visit a brand-new theme park.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The park consists entirely of queues. Literally.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You join a queue and pass various sculptures, little tunes and decorative features, but at the end of the line, there&#8217;s no ride.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Park Employee<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cThe queue is the attraction,\u201d a park employee explains to Papaia.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cAfter all, 90% of the theme park experience is queuing,\u201d he continues.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cWe&#8217;ve taken that 10% out of the experience and added it to the discount on your entrance ticket.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">After thinking about it for a while, Ravioli agrees.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Ravioli<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cCome to think of it, by the end of the day, I can&#8217;t say there&#8217;s all that much difference.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The families visit a brand-new theme park. The park consists entirely of queues. Literally. You join a queue and pass various sculptures, little tunes and decorative features, but at the end of the line, there&#8217;s no ride. Park Employee \u201cThe queue is the attraction,\u201d a park employee explains to Papaia. \u201cAfter all, 90% of the &#8230; <a title=\"The Queue Theme Park (Remastered)\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=5881\" aria-label=\"Read more about The Queue Theme Park (Remastered)\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5881","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gags"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5881","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5881"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5881\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5882,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5881\/revisions\/5882"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5881"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5881"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5881"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}