Banani buys a new pair of glasses.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
He looks at himself in the mirror.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The frames are a little too loose.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n I’ll have to go back and get them adjusted.<\/p>\n\n\n\n His wife calls him, and Banani gets startled.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Without realising it, he makes a surprised face.<\/p>\n\n\n\n The movement causes his glasses to slip off his nose and hit the floor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Banani<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Oh, no!<\/p>\n\n\n\n He picks them up and checks them over.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Banani<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Ah, not a scratch. Thank goodness.<\/p>\n\n\n\n His wife calls him again.<\/p>\n\n\n\n His glasses start slipping once more, but this time Banani notices in time and catches them mid-air.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Basically, with these new glasses, Banani can’t make certain facial expressions without them sliding down his nose and falling off.<\/p>\n\n\n\n When he gets to work, Banani spends the whole day trying not to make any extreme facial expressions, catching his falling glasses on two or three different occasions.<\/p>\n\n\n\n The day passes peacefully until, in the crowded control room, the boss walks in with a serious expression.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Boss<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Someone has seriously damaged the telescope.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Silence.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Boss<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Can anyone tell me who did it?<\/p>\n\n\n\n More silence.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Boss<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Fine. Whoever did it should know that, because of them, we’ve just lost our funding.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Silence.<\/p>\n\n\n\n A pair of glasses hits the floor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Banani buys a new pair of glasses. He looks at himself in the mirror. The frames are a little too loose. Banani I’ll have to go back and get them adjusted. His wife calls him, and Banani gets startled. Without realising it, he makes a surprised face. The movement causes his glasses to slip off … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5879","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gags"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5879","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5879"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5879\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5880,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5879\/revisions\/5880"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5879"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5879"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5879"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}