{"id":5876,"date":"2026-10-19T10:55:04","date_gmt":"2026-10-19T09:55:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=5876"},"modified":"2026-10-19T10:57:14","modified_gmt":"2026-10-19T09:57:14","slug":"the-unnoticed-latecomers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=5876","title":{"rendered":"The Unnoticed Latecomers"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Papaia, his colleagues and their families are going to church, but they&#8217;re running seriously late.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They stop to discuss whether they should go in at all.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Papaia<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We&#8217;re almost an hour late. We might disturb everyone.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Banani<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I don&#8217;t know. We&#8217;ve also got the double pushchair. Maybe we should just give it a miss.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Ravioli<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Come on. Who&#8217;s even going to notice?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They arrive at the church just as the sermon is about to begin.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The pastor launches into a long sermon about the importance of punctuality.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8230; and even imitates Ravioli walking into church, acting as if nothing&#8217;s wrong.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Papaia, his colleagues and their families are going to church, but they&#8217;re running seriously late. They stop to discuss whether they should go in at all. Papaia We&#8217;re almost an hour late. We might disturb everyone. Banani I don&#8217;t know. We&#8217;ve also got the double pushchair. Maybe we should just give it a miss. Ravioli &#8230; <a title=\"The Unnoticed Latecomers\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=5876\" aria-label=\"Read more about The Unnoticed Latecomers\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5876","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gags"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5876","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5876"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5876\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5878,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5876\/revisions\/5878"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5876"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5876"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5876"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}