{"id":5872,"date":"2026-10-19T10:50:28","date_gmt":"2026-10-19T09:50:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=5872"},"modified":"2026-10-19T10:50:29","modified_gmt":"2026-10-19T09:50:29","slug":"the-seat-next-to-the-toilet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=5872","title":{"rendered":"The Seat Next to the Toilet"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Papaia and the others take their seats on the plane.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Their seats are right next to the toilet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Ravioli<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Oh, come on! Right here? Next to the toilet?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Papaia<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What&#8217;s wrong with that? It&#8217;s just another seat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ravioli laughs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The snack trolley comes by. Ravioli takes out the sandwiches he&#8217;s brought from home.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Banani<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Have you got one for me too?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Ravioli<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Of course. I&#8217;ve got enough for everyone.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Papaia watches them eat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Ravioli<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Want one?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Papaia<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Not right now. Maybe later.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The flight continues. Some passengers eat, while others sleep.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">After a while, Papaia gets hungry.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Papaia<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Pass me a sandwich, Ravioli.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Ravioli<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sure, here you go&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As Papaia unwraps his sandwich, a rather overweight woman hurries towards the toilet and locks herself inside.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Just as Papaia is about to take his first bite, an unbearable stench starts coming from the toilet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The toilet flushes, and the woman emerges from the cramped cubicle, sweating profusely.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Disgusted, Papaia puts his sandwich away.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Igor<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It&#8217;s just another seat&#8230; as long as you stay away from it at mealtimes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The woman gets halfway down the aisle, stops, then turns around and heads back towards the toilet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Papaia and the others take their seats on the plane. Their seats are right next to the toilet. Ravioli Oh, come on! Right here? Next to the toilet? Papaia What&#8217;s wrong with that? It&#8217;s just another seat. Ravioli laughs. The snack trolley comes by. Ravioli takes out the sandwiches he&#8217;s brought from home. 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