{"id":5863,"date":"2026-10-19T10:39:23","date_gmt":"2026-10-19T09:39:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=5863"},"modified":"2026-10-19T10:43:23","modified_gmt":"2026-10-19T09:43:23","slug":"somethings-wrong-with-the-atm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=5863","title":{"rendered":"Something&#8217;s Wrong with the ATM"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ravioli goes to withdraw some cash from a bank ATM.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">There&#8217;s hardly a queue at all, except for a couple standing in front of him.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">While he&#8217;s trying to withdraw some money, the girl starts telling her boyfriend off for something he&#8217;s done that he shouldn&#8217;t have.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The two start arguing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Meanwhile, the ATM keeps displaying unusual error messages.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ravioli turns to the boyfriend and asks:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Ravioli<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Is it working?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The girl, in tears, replies:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Girl<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No. It&#8217;s over!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ravioli goes to withdraw some cash from a bank ATM. There&#8217;s hardly a queue at all, except for a couple standing in front of him. While he&#8217;s trying to withdraw some money, the girl starts telling her boyfriend off for something he&#8217;s done that he shouldn&#8217;t have. The two start arguing. Meanwhile, the ATM keeps &#8230; <a title=\"Something&#8217;s Wrong with the ATM\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=5863\" aria-label=\"Read more about Something&#8217;s Wrong with the ATM\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5863","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gags"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5863","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5863"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5863\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5865,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5863\/revisions\/5865"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5863"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5863"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5863"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}