{"id":5852,"date":"2026-10-19T09:54:11","date_gmt":"2026-10-19T08:54:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=5852"},"modified":"2026-10-19T09:54:50","modified_gmt":"2026-10-19T08:54:50","slug":"banani-sleeps-in-the-bathroom-in-london","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=5852","title":{"rendered":"Banani Sleeps in the bathroom in London."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The twins are destroying everything in sight. Banani asks his wife, who&#8217;s busy on a work call, for permission to go to the bathroom.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The little bathroom is the only room in the house that&#8217;s still tidy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Banani finally gets to relax a little. He realises he&#8217;s so exhausted he&#8217;d give anything for a quick nap somewhere peaceful, like in there.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Minutes later, he wakes up with his face on the shower tray and a rat right in front of him.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The twins are destroying everything in sight. Banani asks his wife, who&#8217;s busy on a work call, for permission to go to the bathroom. The little bathroom is the only room in the house that&#8217;s still tidy. Banani finally gets to relax a little. He realises he&#8217;s so exhausted he&#8217;d give anything for a quick &#8230; <a title=\"Banani Sleeps in the bathroom in London.\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=5852\" aria-label=\"Read more about Banani Sleeps in the bathroom in London.\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5852","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gags"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5852","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5852"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5852\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5854,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5852\/revisions\/5854"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5852"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5852"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5852"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}