Times are tough, so Banani moves to London to find work.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
After landing a job, he heads home after a long, exhausting day and hours on public transport.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
When he’s almost home, he stops at a caf\u00e9 belonging to a well-known chain to use the toilet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Once inside, he discovers that the toilet is bigger and in better condition than his studio flat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
As he finishes up, he thinks to himself, \u201cHa, ha! This is ridiculous. I could practically sleep in here!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Minutes later, he wakes up with his face resting on the sink counter, someone banging on the door, and a rat rummaging through the rubbish bin at his feet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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