At a famous fast-food chain, the burger meat is past its best, but they mask the taste with sauces. That is, until Papaia orders a burger with no sauce.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
As soon as the order reaches the kitchen, all hell breaks loose.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The shift manager calls the owner, who rushes over.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Manager<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Someone’s ordered a burger with no sauce.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Owner<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Impossible. Who would do such a thing?<\/p>\n\n\n\n Manager<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Look at this.<\/p>\n\n\n\n The manager shows him the order, then points to Papaia, who’s sitting at a table, completely unaware of what’s going on.<\/p>\n\n\n\n The owner thinks for a moment.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Owner<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n A burger with no sauce. We can’t serve that. They’d find us out.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Manager<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n What do we do?<\/p>\n\n\n\n The owner consults the franchise manual. Then he finds the solution.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Owner<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Here we go. Paragraph 11, Section 22…<\/p>\n\n\n\n Five minutes later, Papaia receives his burger, absolutely smothered in mayonnaise.<\/p>\n\n\n\n He immediately starts complaining.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Papaia<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Oh, no! Same thing here! Do they ever get an order right?<\/p>\n\n\n\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" At a famous fast-food chain, the burger meat is past its best, but they mask the taste with sauces. That is, until Papaia orders a burger with no sauce. As soon as the order reaches the kitchen, all hell breaks loose. The shift manager calls the owner, who rushes over. Manager Someone’s ordered a burger … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5844","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gags"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5844","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5844"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5844\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5849,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5844\/revisions\/5849"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5844"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5844"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5844"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}