{"id":5842,"date":"2026-10-15T15:13:34","date_gmt":"2026-10-15T14:13:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=5842"},"modified":"2026-10-15T15:13:36","modified_gmt":"2026-10-15T14:13:36","slug":"camping-trip","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=5842","title":{"rendered":"Camping Trip"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">While camping, Banani uses his famous cheap dental floss to replace a broken guitar string.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Wife<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Still with that dental floss?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Banani<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yep, I always carry it with me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It&#8217;s got loads of uses.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Wife<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">(shaking her head)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Right&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Banani<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">(enthusiastically)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ever since I discovered how strong it is, I&#8217;ve made it an official part of my pocket survival kit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Wife<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yeah&#8230; and you&#8217;ve got two extra chipped teeth to show for it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Banani laughs, revealing his chipped teeth.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>While camping, Banani uses his famous cheap dental floss to replace a broken guitar string. Wife Still with that dental floss? Banani Yep, I always carry it with me. It&#8217;s got loads of uses. Wife (shaking her head) Right&#8230; Banani (enthusiastically) Ever since I discovered how strong it is, I&#8217;ve made it an official part &#8230; <a title=\"Camping Trip\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=5842\" aria-label=\"Read more about Camping Trip\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5842","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gags"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5842","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5842"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5842\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5843,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5842\/revisions\/5843"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5842"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5842"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5842"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}