{"id":5836,"date":"2026-10-15T15:08:13","date_gmt":"2026-10-15T14:08:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=5836"},"modified":"2026-10-15T15:08:15","modified_gmt":"2026-10-15T14:08:15","slug":"ravioli-locked-in-the-toilet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=5836","title":{"rendered":"Ravioli Locked in the Toilet"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ravioli visits a fast-food place he&#8217;s never been to before, orders a meal, takes two bites of his burger, then rushes to the toilet with stomach cramps.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When he&#8217;s done, he pushes the door to get out, but it won&#8217;t open. He tries again&#8230; nothing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">After an hour trapped in there, he realises he was supposed to pull.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ravioli visits a fast-food place he&#8217;s never been to before, orders a meal, takes two bites of his burger, then rushes to the toilet with stomach cramps. When he&#8217;s done, he pushes the door to get out, but it won&#8217;t open. He tries again&#8230; nothing. After an hour trapped in there, he realises he was &#8230; <a title=\"Ravioli Locked in the Toilet\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=5836\" aria-label=\"Read more about Ravioli Locked in the Toilet\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5836","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gags"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5836","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5836"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5836\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5837,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5836\/revisions\/5837"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5836"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5836"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5836"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}