{"id":5831,"date":"2026-10-15T14:44:21","date_gmt":"2026-10-15T13:44:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=5831"},"modified":"2026-10-15T14:44:23","modified_gmt":"2026-10-15T13:44:23","slug":"papaia-the-landlord","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=5831","title":{"rendered":"Papaia the Landlord"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Papaia wins the lottery and buys a mansion in Brazil.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">His wife walks in and is left speechless. Then she has a second thought.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Wife<\/strong><br>Beautiful! But who&#8217;s going to clean it?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Papaia<\/strong><br>No problem. We have servants.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Papaia hires ten housekeepers.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But they soon realise that whenever they make a mistake or forget to clean something, Papaia doesn&#8217;t have the heart to say anything.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Months later, Papaia is sweeping the floor of the mansion all by himself.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The house is filthy and a complete mess.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">His wife spots him.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Wife<\/strong><br>Whatever happened to the housekeepers?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Papaia points towards the window.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Outside, the housekeepers are having a pool party with their families.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Papaia wins the lottery and buys a mansion in Brazil. His wife walks in and is left speechless. Then she has a second thought. WifeBeautiful! But who&#8217;s going to clean it? PapaiaNo problem. We have servants. Papaia hires ten housekeepers. But they soon realise that whenever they make a mistake or forget to clean something, &#8230; <a title=\"Papaia the Landlord\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=5831\" aria-label=\"Read more about Papaia the Landlord\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5831","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gags"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5831","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5831"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5831\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5832,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5831\/revisions\/5832"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5831"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5831"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5831"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}