{"id":5825,"date":"2026-09-29T18:47:17","date_gmt":"2026-09-29T17:47:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=5825"},"modified":"2026-09-29T18:47:18","modified_gmt":"2026-09-29T17:47:18","slug":"the-golden-can","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=5825","title":{"rendered":"The Golden Can"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Break time arrives.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ravioli rushes to the break room, but forgets a can he brought from home on Papaia\u2019s desk.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Papaia stays in the office instead. He still has a couple of things to finish.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">While working, he absentmindedly finds the can with his hand.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Without thinking, he drinks the whole thing, crushes the can, and throws it in the trash. But it&#8217;s the wrong bin.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Right at that moment, the cleaner arrives, changes the trash bag, and takes the old one away.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ravioli eats his sandwich while watching TV in the break room.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A commercial comes on: a can with a golden pull tab is opened.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The voice-over says:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Voice-over<br>\u201cOpen the golden tab and win \u20ac50,000!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ravioli remembers the can.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He runs back to the office, but it\u2019s too late.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ravioli<br>\u201cWhere did my can go?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Papaia<br>\u201cOh, sorry! I drank it without thinking\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ravioli<br>\u201cDid you look at the tab?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Papaia<br>\u201cThe tab?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ravioli finds the pull tab on the desk.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It\u2019s gold.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ravioli<br>\u201cIt\u2019s the winning can! They just said it on TV!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Papaia<br>\u201cWinning? How much?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They begin a frantic race to the dumpster, but it\u2019s useless.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">There are far too many identical trash bags.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Having lost all hope, and covered in garbage, they return to the office completely dejected.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The next morning, the boss walks into their office and slams a piece of paper onto Papaia\u2019s desk.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Boss<br>\u201cYou\u2019re paying for this!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Papaia looks at it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It\u2019s a \u20ac100 fine for putting the can in the wrong trash bin.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Break time arrives. Ravioli rushes to the break room, but forgets a can he brought from home on Papaia\u2019s desk. Papaia stays in the office instead. He still has a couple of things to finish. While working, he absentmindedly finds the can with his hand. 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