{"id":5817,"date":"2026-09-29T18:45:33","date_gmt":"2026-09-29T17:45:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=5817"},"modified":"2026-09-29T18:45:34","modified_gmt":"2026-09-29T17:45:34","slug":"ravioli-talks-badly-about-himself","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=5817","title":{"rendered":"Ravioli Talks Badly About Himself"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In the cafeteria, Ravioli is sitting with a colleague, criticizing someone named Robbioli, who also works at NASAL.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Colleague<br>\u201cHave you seen Robbioli?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ravioli<br>\u201cYeah. Look how fat he\u2019s gotten.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Colleague<br>\u201cWhat do you think happened?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ravioli<br>\u201cIt\u2019s obvious. All he thinks about is eating\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Colleague<br>\u201cThey say he\u2019s caused a lot of trouble\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ravioli<br>\u201cI\u2019ve heard that too\u2026 Whenever he gets hungry, he drops everything and everyone and goes to the deli\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Colleague<br>\u201cI\u2019ve never seen anyone like him.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Igor<br>\u201cLet\u2019s recap\u2026 He\u2019s fat, selfish, and thinks only about eating\u2026 Someone like that?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Igor<br>\u201cNever seen one before!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the cafeteria, Ravioli is sitting with a colleague, criticizing someone named Robbioli, who also works at NASAL. Colleague\u201cHave you seen Robbioli?\u201d Ravioli\u201cYeah. Look how fat he\u2019s gotten.\u201d Colleague\u201cWhat do you think happened?\u201d Ravioli\u201cIt\u2019s obvious. All he thinks about is eating\u2026\u201d Colleague\u201cThey say he\u2019s caused a lot of trouble\u2026\u201d Ravioli\u201cI\u2019ve heard that too\u2026 Whenever he &#8230; <a title=\"Ravioli Talks Badly About Himself\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=5817\" aria-label=\"Read more about Ravioli Talks Badly About Himself\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5817","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5817","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5817"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5817\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5818,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5817\/revisions\/5818"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5817"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5817"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5817"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}