Finally, a woman has agreed to go out with Ravioli.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
They go to a restaurant.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ravioli looks at the prices and orders two Margherita pizzas.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The waiter takes the order and leaves.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
She starts talking about her job.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
She\u2019s a beautician. She had an argument with her coworker. According to her, it\u2019s because the woman is jealous of her, and blah, blah, blah\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ravioli looks at her, nodding every now and then, while occasionally glancing toward the kitchen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The waiter comes out with different dishes, but they\u2019re always for other customers.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The restaurant is packed, and the pizzas are taking forever.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
She keeps talking, completely unaware that Ravioli\u2019s eyelids are getting heavier and heavier.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ravioli eventually collapses.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then he opens his eyes with his head covered in Coca-Cola.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
He looks at the empty chair across from him.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Two whole, lukewarm Margherita pizzas are sitting on the table, with the bill in the middle.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ravioli
\u201cWell\u2026 now I\u2019ve got two pizzas\u2026 I guess that\u2019s better.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Finally, a woman has agreed to go out with Ravioli. They go to a restaurant. Ravioli looks at the prices and orders two Margherita pizzas. The waiter takes the order and leaves. She starts talking about her job. She\u2019s a beautician. She had an argument with her coworker. According to her, it\u2019s because the woman … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5813","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5813","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5813"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5813\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5814,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5813\/revisions\/5814"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5813"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5813"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5813"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}