{"id":5807,"date":"2026-09-29T18:43:07","date_gmt":"2026-09-29T17:43:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=5807"},"modified":"2026-09-29T18:43:08","modified_gmt":"2026-09-29T17:43:08","slug":"banani-uber-driver","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=5807","title":{"rendered":"Banani, Uber Driver"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Times are tough.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Banani decides to make some extra money by becoming an Uber driver.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The problem is that he\u2019s a complete clean freak when it comes to his car.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Every time he drops off a passenger, he spends half an hour removing dust from the floor mat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">One day, by pure coincidence, he picks up Ravioli and his family.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Halfway through the ride, Ravioli lets out a silent fart.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The smell is absolutely horrific, and everyone starts vomiting.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Banani immediately pulls over and makes everyone get out so he can clean the car.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But while cleaning it, he starts vomiting too.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ravioli comes up with a joke, which nobody finds funny\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2026and then he vomits too.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Times are tough. Banani decides to make some extra money by becoming an Uber driver. The problem is that he\u2019s a complete clean freak when it comes to his car. Every time he drops off a passenger, he spends half an hour removing dust from the floor mat. One day, by pure coincidence, he picks &#8230; <a title=\"Banani, Uber Driver\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=5807\" aria-label=\"Read more about Banani, Uber Driver\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5807","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5807","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5807"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5807\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5808,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5807\/revisions\/5808"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5807"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5807"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5807"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}