After leaving the airport, they get into a taxi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Papaia shows the driver the address of the B&B, and they set off.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
As they make their way to the address, Banani comes up with a joke.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani
\u201cImagine a B&B where all the locks are the same.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The four of them find it hilarious and joke about it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The taxi stops in front of the B&B, and they get out.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani
\u201cDid you get the code?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Papaia
\u201cYes. We have to follow the instructions.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
They follow the owner’s instructions and retrieve the key, but they open the wrong door.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The tenant of the apartment, who was sleeping, is startled awake.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Tenant
\u201cWho is it? I\u2019m calling the police!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The four of them run down the stairs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani
\u201cYou opened the wrong door!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Papaia
\u201cThen why did the door open?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nobody has an answer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
They read the instructions more carefully.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
They open another door.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Wrong again.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A tenant yells at them from the stairs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani
\u201cHow is this possible?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Papaia
\u201cI don\u2019t know.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ravioli
\u201cI\u2019ll tell you why\u2026 all the locks are the same!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani
\u201cI don\u2019t believe this\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Igor takes the key from Papaia and opens a random door behind him.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A frightened tenant starts shouting.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Tenant
\u201cBurglars! Get out!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ravioli
\u201cSo Banani\u2019s joke has become reality!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Papaia
\u201cCome on! I found our room.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The four of them finally put down their luggage and can relax.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
But the peace doesn’t last long.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Papaia\u2019s phone rings.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
It\u2019s the owner, calling furiously.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Owner
\u201cWhy didn\u2019t you follow the instructions properly?!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Papaia
\u201cExcuse me, but why did you put identical locks on all the doors?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Owner
\u201cThat\u2019s why you were supposed to follow the instructions carefully!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Igor
\u201cSometimes the reality of being cheap is more absurd than Banani\u2019s imagination.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ravioli tries the garage remote from their apartment.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Instead of opening the garage door, it opens the neighbor\u2019s automatic gate and dents his car.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The alarm goes off.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Igor
\u201c\u2026The difference is that reality has no sense of humor.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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