{"id":5801,"date":"2026-09-29T18:41:43","date_gmt":"2026-09-29T17:41:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=5801"},"modified":"2026-09-29T18:41:45","modified_gmt":"2026-09-29T17:41:45","slug":"banani-throws-eggs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=5801","title":{"rendered":"Banani Throws Eggs"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">After the company dinner, Banani stands outside the restaurant talking loudly late at night.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">An egg hits him on the head.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He looks up, but can&#8217;t see anyone.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He goes home and goes to bed, but outside, some teenagers are talking loudly in front of the bar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Banani throws an egg out the window, but misses the teenagers and hits a huge guy who just happens to be walking by.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The guy sees him and goes upstairs to knock on Banani\u2019s apartment door.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Banani spends the whole night hiding in the closet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After the company dinner, Banani stands outside the restaurant talking loudly late at night. An egg hits him on the head. He looks up, but can&#8217;t see anyone. He goes home and goes to bed, but outside, some teenagers are talking loudly in front of the bar. Banani throws an egg out the window, but &#8230; <a title=\"Banani Throws Eggs\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=5801\" aria-label=\"Read more about Banani Throws Eggs\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5801","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5801","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5801"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5801\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5802,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5801\/revisions\/5802"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5801"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5801"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5801"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}