{"id":5799,"date":"2026-09-29T18:41:15","date_gmt":"2026-09-29T17:41:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=5799"},"modified":"2026-09-29T18:41:17","modified_gmt":"2026-09-29T17:41:17","slug":"the-green-bag","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=5799","title":{"rendered":"The Green Bag"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">During the measurements, Papaia asks Banani for \u201cthe green bag.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Banani looks around, but among all the different bags, none of them is green.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The solar storm ends, and because of the mishap, they were unable to take any measurements.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The boss severely reprimands them and goes back to his office.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Banani looks at Papaia in disbelief.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Banani<br>\u201cWhere was that green bag?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Papaia looks around and picks up a white bag with a thin green stripe.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Papaia<br>\u201cThis one?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Banani<br>\u201cWhat are you talking about? That bag isn\u2019t green.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Papaia<br>\u201cOh, it isn\u2019t? Then what color is it?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Banani<br>\u201cIt\u2019s obviously white\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Papaia brings the bag right up to Banani\u2019s face.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Papaia<br>\u201cWhite? How can you possibly say this is white?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Banani is speechless.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Igor<br>\u201cWhite or green? I don\u2019t know. The only thing I do know is that the boss\u2019s patience with us has become as thin as that green stripe.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>During the measurements, Papaia asks Banani for \u201cthe green bag.\u201d Banani looks around, but among all the different bags, none of them is green. The solar storm ends, and because of the mishap, they were unable to take any measurements. The boss severely reprimands them and goes back to his office. Banani looks at Papaia &#8230; <a title=\"The Green Bag\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=5799\" aria-label=\"Read more about The Green Bag\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5799","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5799","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5799"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5799\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5800,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5799\/revisions\/5800"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5799"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5799"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5799"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}