{"id":5783,"date":"2026-09-29T18:37:05","date_gmt":"2026-09-29T17:37:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=5783"},"modified":"2026-09-29T18:37:07","modified_gmt":"2026-09-29T17:37:07","slug":"banani-fixes-the-bed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=5783","title":{"rendered":"Banani Fixes the Bed"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Banani enters the room.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He is about to lie down when he stops.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He notices a crooked board.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Banani<br>\u201cWait\u2026 this isn\u2019t supposed to be like this.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He fixes the board with tape.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Then another.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Then another.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Eventually, he has rebuilt the entire bed with tape.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Banani wipes the sweat from his forehead.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Banani<br>\u201cNow I can finally sleep.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He jumps onto the bed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The bed collapses.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Banani gets trapped among tape and broken pieces of wood.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Banani<br>\u201cWell, at least the tape holds.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Banani enters the room. He is about to lie down when he stops. He notices a crooked board. Banani\u201cWait\u2026 this isn\u2019t supposed to be like this.\u201d He fixes the board with tape. Then another. Then another. Eventually, he has rebuilt the entire bed with tape. Banani wipes the sweat from his forehead. Banani\u201cNow I can &#8230; <a title=\"Banani Fixes the Bed\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=5783\" aria-label=\"Read more about Banani Fixes the Bed\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5783","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5783","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5783"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5783\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5784,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5783\/revisions\/5784"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5783"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5783"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5783"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}