{"id":5777,"date":"2026-09-29T18:35:36","date_gmt":"2026-09-29T17:35:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=5777"},"modified":"2026-09-29T18:35:37","modified_gmt":"2026-09-29T17:35:37","slug":"a-hearty-breakfast","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=5777","title":{"rendered":"A Hearty Breakfast"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The next morning, at 7 a.m., they find the same waiter who served them dinner the night before working at the breakfast buffet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ravioli has breakfast, then goes back up to the room to use the bathroom.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Then he comes back down for breakfast again.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He repeats the whole thing three times.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Since the breakfast is free, technically nobody can say anything.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The waiter angrily slams a cappuccino down in front of him on the table.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Igor realizes that the waiter is probably also the owner of the hotel.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Pretending to look around in admiration, he makes a comment.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Igor<br>\u201cWow! What a huge hotel\u2026 I imagine you must have hundreds of employees.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The next morning, at 7 a.m., they find the same waiter who served them dinner the night before working at the breakfast buffet. Ravioli has breakfast, then goes back up to the room to use the bathroom. Then he comes back down for breakfast again. He repeats the whole thing three times. Since the breakfast &#8230; <a title=\"A Hearty Breakfast\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=5777\" aria-label=\"Read more about A Hearty Breakfast\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5777","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5777","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5777"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5777\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5778,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5777\/revisions\/5778"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5777"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5777"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5777"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}