{"id":5771,"date":"2026-09-29T18:34:18","date_gmt":"2026-09-29T17:34:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=5771"},"modified":"2026-09-29T18:34:20","modified_gmt":"2026-09-29T17:34:20","slug":"the-ride-thats-too-expensive","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=5771","title":{"rendered":"The Ride That\u2019s Too Expensive"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They finally reach the taxis.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Papaia shows the taxi driver the name of their hotel.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Papaia<br>\u201cExcuse me, how much would the ride be?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Taxi Driver<br>\u201cYou don\u2019t need a taxi.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The driver points toward a field in front of them.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Taxi Driver<br>\u201cYou just have to cross that field. What is it\u2026 300 meters? The hotel is right over there.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Papaia<br>\u201cExcuse me, but there\u2019s a \u2018Private Property\u2019 sign over there\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Taxi Driver<br>\u201cYes, I know\u2026 but everyone goes through there.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ravioli<br>\u201cCome on, Papaia, let\u2019s do what he says\u2026 We can walk.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Papaia<br>\u201cI don\u2019t feel like ending up in a ditch or getting chased by guard dogs.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Banani<br>\u201cExcuse me, but can\u2019t you take us there?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Taxi Driver<br>\u201cYes, but it\u2019s not worth it for you\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Banani<br>\u201cWhy? How much does it cost?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Taxi Driver<br>\u201c100 euros.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Banani<br>\u201c100 euros?! But you said it\u2019s just on the other side!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Taxi Driver<br>\u201cYes, but then I lose my place in line\u2026 I\u2019m not leaving this spot for less than 100 euros.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Banani<br>\u201cAh\u2026 I see\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Papaia and Ravioli start arguing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Papaia wants to pay for the taxi, while Ravioli wants to walk and save the money for later at the restaurant.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In the end, they get lost in the countryside near the airport.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>They finally reach the taxis. Papaia shows the taxi driver the name of their hotel. Papaia\u201cExcuse me, how much would the ride be?\u201d Taxi Driver\u201cYou don\u2019t need a taxi.\u201d The driver points toward a field in front of them. Taxi Driver\u201cYou just have to cross that field. What is it\u2026 300 meters? The hotel is &#8230; <a title=\"The Ride That\u2019s Too Expensive\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=5771\" aria-label=\"Read more about The Ride That\u2019s Too Expensive\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5771","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5771","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5771"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5771\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5772,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5771\/revisions\/5772"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5771"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5771"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5771"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}