The alarm goes off.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
NASAL is evacuated.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The staff gathers at the assembly point.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Papaia, Banani, and Igor come running.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
They turn around.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The building is on fire.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani
\u201cWhere\u2019s Ravioli?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Papaia
\u201cI don\u2019t know.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Igor
\u201cThere he is\u2026 hard to miss.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ravioli walks calmly out of the building.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani
\u201cWhere were you? Didn\u2019t you see that the whole place is on fire?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The sound of fire truck sirens can be heard approaching in the distance.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ravioli
\u201cOh, sorry\u2026 I needed to use the bathroom, but I think I opened the wrong door.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Papaia
\u201cWhat door did you open?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
BOOM.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A massive explosion sends them all flying to the ground.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dust.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Silence.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
When they get back up, NASAL is gone.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
There is nothing left but a crater.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ravioli
\u201cThe wrong one\u2026 apparently.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Igor opens his mouth to make a joke\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
But at that exact moment, a piece of red-hot sheet metal falls from the sky and lands right between them.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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