Three scientists \u2014 Papaia, Banani, and Ravioli \u2014 and their assistant Igor, who work at NASAL, begin to show interest in creationism. Their superiors, alarmed, send them to the psychologist, Professor Faggioli \u2014 a shady character determined to get them fired by making them look insane.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
We\u2019re in Professor Faggioli\u2019s office. It\u2019s Banani\u2019s turn.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
—<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Faggioli: So, tell me about your spiritual life.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani (surprised): Oh, I thought you didn\u2019t believe in that sort of thing, professor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Faggioli: Oh no, not at all. Everyone needs spirituality. Whether it exists or not\u2026 \ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani: I see\u2026 Well! I wouldn\u2019t know what to say\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Faggioli: Come now, don\u2019t be shy! What do you think? Is there life after death?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani: I\u2019m not sure\u2026 there\u2019s no evidence.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Faggioli: Come on, Banani, you and I both know that\u2019s not what you really think.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani: Well, even if there were, that wouldn\u2019t interfere with my work\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Faggioli: Sure, until someone starts going around saying the Big Bang is a lie!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani: I never said anything like that.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Faggioli: Really? And what about that note in the end-of-month report? The one from Papaia\u2026 which you signed\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani: Um\u2026 actually, I didn\u2019t even notice it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Faggioli: Well, well, distracted at work\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Faggioli takes notes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani: No, come on, I wasn\u2019t distracted\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Faggioli: Weren\u2019t you? Then tell me\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Faggioli rummages through a drawer and pulls out a sheet with some photos.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Faggioli: What were you doing here?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
He shows the paper to Banani.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani: But\u2026 how is that possible?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Faggioli: The security cameras caught you on tape\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani: I\u2026 I didn\u2019t know that\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Faggioli: Oh yes, all employees are monitored. Where do you think you are? Security is everything here!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani: But how did you get those?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Faggioli: Let\u2019s just say\u2026 you\u2019re not the only ones who need my help to keep your job\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani: Freddy\u2026 the security guard\u2026 you mean he also\u2026?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Faggioli: That\u2019s classified, dear Banani.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Igor:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Oh, let me get this straight, Faggioli\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
You say: \u201cSpirituality is something we all need. Whether it exists or not.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So basically, even if it doesn\u2019t exist\u2026 we still need it?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sorry, but how does someone need something that doesn\u2019t exist?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Like\u2026 oh! I desperately need the invisible unicorn that cooks lasagna in my closet. \ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2026 Oh! I feel the urgent need for a Monday that\u2019s also Thursday\u2026 at the same time! \ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2026 Picture an old couple:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Her: \u201cOh darling! I really need to go on a trip back in time!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Him: \u201cOf course, dear! Let me grab the time machine! Oh wait\u2026 almost forgot\u2026 it doesn\u2019t exist!\u201d \ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2026 And then there\u2019s Faggioli: Spirituality? I need it even if it doesn\u2019t exist! \ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n
In Faggioli\u2019s office, the interrogation\u2014er, I mean\u2026 the session\u2014with Banani continues.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
—<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Faggioli: So tell me\u2026 what are those magazines?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani: Uh\u2026 nothing, just some DIY magazines. \ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Faggioli: More like \u201cdo it yourself\u201d theology, huh?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
With a theatrical gesture, Faggioli slams a few magazines on the desk, right in front of Banani\u2019s stunned face.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Faggioli: By any chance\u2026 are these the ones?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani is speechless as he stares at the magazines he\u2019d been reading\u2014on creationism.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani: These\u2026 um\u2026 they\u2019re not mine!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Faggioli: Then whose are they? And what were they doing in your drawer?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani: Okay, but even if I did read them?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Faggioli: That wouldn\u2019t be a problem\u2026 but you didn\u2019t just read them, did you, Banani?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani: What are you suggesting?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Faggioli clicks the mouse. An audio file begins to play\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
—<\/p>\n\n\n\n
FLASHBACK \u2013 NASAL corridor, coffee machine area.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani and Panzerotti are leaning against the vending machine. The machine hums in the background as a hidden mic captures the conversation.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani (whispering, nervous):<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2026I\u2019m just saying, the data from Hubble last week\u2026 it\u2019s weird. The most distant galaxies\u2026 they look too formed. Doesn\u2019t match the Big Bang.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Panzerotti:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
What are you saying? That\u2019s serious stuff, Banani.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani (glancing around):<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I know, but don\u2019t tell anyone. I found a couple of articles that\u2026 well, talk about a different origin of the universe.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Panzerotti:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Like\u2026?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani (softly):<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Like the universe being created by God.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Silence. The coffee finishes pouring.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Panzerotti:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
You\u2019re joking, right?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
No. I\u2019m just saying\u2026 what if the Bible\u2019s right? Even just a little? I mean\u2026 we can\u2019t keep ignoring certain inconsistencies.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Panzerotti:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Look, I go to church every Sunday, but that\u2019s where it ends. Management made it very clear\u2014faith stays at home when we come to work. \ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
It\u2019s not just about faith! There\u2019s evidence too. It\u2019s right in front of us. Every day. But we\u2019re interpreting it wrong!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Panzerotti:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sorry, I\u2019ve got to go. Maybe we\u2019ll talk about it next time. \ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n
—<\/p>\n\n\n\n
End of flashback. The audio stops with a click. We return to Faggioli\u2019s office.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
—<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Igor:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So Banani claims those magazines were about DIY? But isn\u2019t Banani the guy who fixes everything with duct tape? \ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2026 Oh really? Then what were the titles? \ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2026 Scotch Magazine \u2013 The Art of Never Using a Hammer \ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2026 Fix & Tape \u2013 The Science of the Ultimate Patch-Up \ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2026 Home & Scotch \u2013 Furniture That Sort of Holds Together \ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2026 Scotch Life \u2013 True Stories of Furniture That Hasn\u2019t Collapsed\u2026 Yet \ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2026 And Panzerotti, Banani\u2019s spooked colleague, says that when he comes to work, he leaves his faith at home. Okay, but we\u2019ve got other cases too. For example: Papaia, when he comes to work, he leaves his pants at home. \ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2026 Good thing at least he was wearing his lab coat! \ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2026 And what was that line from Panzerotti\u2014\u201cmaybe we\u2019ll talk about it next time\u201d? Was that supposed to be a joke? \ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2026 He should\u2019ve said \u201cmaybe we\u2019ll meet again\u201d\u2026 \ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2026 Someday\u2026 when we\u2019re old! \ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Faggioli:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So, Banani\u2026 do you have anything to say?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani stays silent.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Faggioli:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Of course you don\u2019t! You already said everything in that audio\u2014very clearly, I might add!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Maybe that wasn\u2019t even me in the recording.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Faggioli:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani\u2026 let\u2019s not play games.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Either you tell me the truth right now, or I won\u2019t be able to do anything to fire yo\u2014<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I mean\u2014to help you!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Alright! It\u2019s true!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I read the magazines! I talked to Panzerotti! I even\u2026 wrote a draft article for Science & Creation.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
But it was just to see how it would turn out! I never meant to publish it!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Faggioli (grinning smugly):<\/p>\n\n\n\n
There it is. Finally.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Welcome to the list of employees\u2026 divinely inspired. \ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Faggioli slowly turns toward a drawer. He opens it with theatrical flair\u2026 and pulls out\u2014TONY THE SOCK.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Tony:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cHey Banani, what a surprise!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Forget science\u2014it\u2019s church in disguise!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
You\u2019ve lost your mind, you\u2019ve gone astray,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
now Heaven\u2019s sending your job away!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani stares, horrified and confused.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani (barely whispering):<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Did\u2026 did he really bring Tony out again?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Faggioli (smiling coldly):<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Tony sees into souls, Banani.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
And today, yours is highly questionable. \ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Tony the Sock (sing-song):<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cGoodbye Banani, dreams and stars,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
go hang with goblins and haunted memoirs!\u201d \ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Igor:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
This list of “inspired employees,” Faggioli?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Let me guess\u2014it only has four names on it, right? \ud83d\ude05<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2026And then Tony, in full poetic mode, invents the term \u201cquestionable soul.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I mean\u2014what\u2019s that even supposed to mean, literally? \ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2026Let\u2019s break it down: a theory can be questionable. But a soul? \ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2026And what would the debate be? \u201cDoes Banani have a soul or not?\u201d \ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2026And according to Tony\u2019s logic, if Banani has a soul, then he believes in the Big Bang but not in God. \ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2026But if he doesn\u2019t have a soul, then he does believe in God\u2014but not in the Big Bang! \ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2026You know what, Tony?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The only thing that\u2019s truly questionable here\u2026 is your own sentence! \ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2026Or better yet\u2014your entire existence! \ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2026You\u2019re a sock. A used sock, Faggioli\u2019s puppet, worn for a week straight! \ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2026And by the way\u2014props for the little poem.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
But could we talk about that last line?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Okay, sure, Banani goes off with \u201cfairies\u201d\u2014your fantasy world, got it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
But \u201crestless skeletons\u201d?? \ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2026What are they, new enemies in a video game? \ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2026What\u2019s their attack? Do they cry so much you can\u2019t stand it anymore? \ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2026Oh wait\u2014right! Skeletons don\u2019t have eyes, or tear glands! \ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2026Skeletons can\u2019t cry.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
But maybe a restless skeleton is just anxious! \ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2026You know, like those people who keep tapping your shoulder every ten seconds to say something. \ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2026Then again\u2014no! Skeletons don\u2019t do anything. They just sit there. \ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2026Unless someone ties them up with string and makes them into puppets. \ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2026Which, let\u2019s face it, sounds exactly like one of Faggioli\u2019s hobbies\u2014right next to gardening, talking socks, and dried chickpeas! \ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani ends the session<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Back in Faggioli\u2019s office.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Faggioli:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Well, Banani. I\u2019d say\u2026 that\u2019s enough for today.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The truth\u2014no matter how shocking\u2014is always appreciated. Sometimes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I\u2019ll let you know\u2026 in due time.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Will I still\u2026 be able to work at NASAL? \ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Faggioli:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
We\u2019ll see. Let\u2019s just say your future\u2026 is in the hands of destiny.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ah. Destiny. \ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Faggioli:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes. And also a little bit in my hands. \ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2026But\u2026 minor detail.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Faggioli makes a grand hand gesture, like a conductor wrapping up a symphony. \ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani takes the hint, stands slowly, and walks toward the door with an uncertain step.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani (murmuring):<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Thank you, Professor\u2026 for your understanding\u2026 \ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Faggioli (without looking up):<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes, yes. Go now. And try not to read\u2026 those magazines again, alright?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Alright.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The door opens. Banani walks out. The door shuts with a sharp clack.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
From behind the door, Faggioli can be heard playing once again with Tony the sock. \ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Tony:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bye, sucker! Ahahah! So long\u2014and happy unemployment! Ahahah!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
—<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Igor:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So, after admitting he doesn\u2019t believe in the Big Bang\u2014on tape, no less\u2014Banani still asks, \u201cWill I still work at NASAL?\u201d \ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2026Of course, Banani! They\u2019ll even promote you! \ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2026Who knows? Maybe you\u2019ll be made President! \ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2026Surely the investors are thrilled about this sudden U-turn! \ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2026Banani asks if he can still work at NASAL? No, Banani! I really don\u2019t think so! \ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2026Your future in the hands of destiny? What, like flipping a coin\u2014heads, Banani stays; tails, Banani\u2019s fired? \ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2026Yeah, but only if the coin is rigged\u2014with two tails! \ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2026Your future \u201cpartly\u201d in Faggioli\u2019s hands? Which hand\u2014the one with the sock, or the one without? \ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2026Faggioli, the great orchestra conductor! I didn\u2019t know that besides the strings section, there was also a hoe section! \ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2026\u201cThank you for your understanding\u201d? You too now with the Freudian slips, Banani?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Understanding\u2026 uh, I meant suppression! Of our careers, obviously. \ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2026Guys, Faggioli is a riot! Playing with a sock behind his office door!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
What a serious professional figure. \ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2026 I mean, the only serious thing here are his mental issues! \ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Meanwhile, in the waiting room, Papaia and Ravioli are talking about a book Banani found, about the geological evidence for Noah\u2019s Flood.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ravioli:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So, to recap: uniformitarian geologists claim that tens of thousands of feet of fossil-bearing sedimentary layers were deposited over more than 500 million years.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
By contrast, the catastrophic global Flood described in Genesis 7\u20138 leads creationist geologists to believe that most of these layers were deposited in just over a year.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So, during the Flood, many different layers would have been laid down in rapid succession.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Papaia:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Exactly. And on the walls of the Grand Canyon, we can observe that the entire sequence of horizontal sedimentary layers has been bent\u2014without fracturing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
For uniformitarians, that supposedly happened 440 million years after the deposition of the Tapeats Sandstone and Muav Limestone, and 200 million years after the Kaibab Limestone was deposited.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ravioli:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
But that\u2019s impossible\u2014because we don\u2019t see any evidence of that transition.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Papaia:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Precisely! The only way to explain how these sandstone and limestone layers could have bent as if they were still flexible\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
is to conclude that they were deposited during the Flood described in Genesis\u2014just a few months before the bending occurred.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ravioli:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So not millions of years\u2014but just one!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Papaia:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
One. The year of the Flood, a few thousand years ago.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Igor is crying.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Igor:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bent rocks. I can\u2019t take it anymore. Can we change the subject?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
How long till my session? After a million years of this same stuff, I really need it! \ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ravioli:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Hey, just so you know\u2014Tony the sock is in there!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Igor:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Better an hour of insults from that fake ventriloquist than ten more minutes of your bent rocks! \ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n
We\u2019re in the waiting room, where Papaia, Ravioli, and Igor are waiting for Banani to finish his session.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The door opens. Banani comes out. The others turn toward him, stopping their conversation.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ravioli:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So? Did he pull out the sock? \ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes\u2014and it gets worse!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Papaia:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
What?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
He\u2019s been spying on us! This whole time!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ravioli:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
How?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The security cameras\u2026 and Freddy the guard\u2014he sold us out!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Papaia:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Freddy? Oh no! I can\u2019t believe it!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
From the other room, Faggioli calls the next patient.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Faggioli:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Papaia! Come in. It\u2019s your turn!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Papaia stands up.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Be careful! I don\u2019t trust that psychologist!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ravioli:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani\u2019s right. Especially don\u2019t trust the sock. \ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Igor gives Papaia a little wave.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Papaia enters the office and closes the door behind him.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani notices the book.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ah\u2014my book! Good thing I forgot it here!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ravioli:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
We read it too\u2014I hope you don\u2019t mind.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Not unless you got tomato sauce or coffee on it! \ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Igor:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bye, Papaia! And stay away from the sock! Who knows how long it\u2019s been since Faggioli washed his feet! \ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2026 Sorry, Ravioli. I get not trusting Faggioli, but\u2026 the sock? \ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2026 What do you mean? You made confessions to that piece of laundry too? \ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2026 Maybe next time you\u2019ll confess to Banani\u2014when he finds out you were eating your greasy tomato mini-pizzas and using the book pages as napkins! \ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2026 And Papaia didn\u2019t even notice the coffee he spilled from the vending machine\u2026 right on the page about pterodactyl fossils! \ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Part 1\/6 Three scientists \u2014 Papaia, Banani, and Ravioli \u2014 and their assistant Igor, who work at NASAL, begin to show interest in creationism. Their superiors, alarmed, send them to the psychologist, Professor Faggioli \u2014 a shady character determined to get them fired by making them look insane. We\u2019re in Professor Faggioli\u2019s office. It\u2019s Banani\u2019s … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5462","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-episode"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5462","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5462"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5462\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5463,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5462\/revisions\/5463"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5462"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5462"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5462"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}