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Three scientists \u2014 Papaia, Banani, and Ravioli \u2014 and their assistant Igor, who work at NASAL, start getting interested in creationism. Their superiors, worried, send them to see a psychologist, Professor Faggioli \u2014 a shady character who is determined to get them fired by making them look insane.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
We\u2019re in Professor Faggioli\u2019s office. It\u2019s Banani\u2019s turn.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Faggioli: Tell me about your mother.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani: I\u2019d say my mother was into crafting.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Faggioli: Yes, but I\u2019d like to hear something about your mother-son relationship.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani: Let\u2019s say our mother-son relationship was based on crafting. \ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Faggioli: You built containers together?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani: Well\u2026 more like\u2026 in parallel. \ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Faggioli: What do you mean?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani: You see, Professor, while I was building explosive stuff in the garage, she was in the kitchen making super-complicated dishes using tools she made herself. One time she baked bread inside a recycled wooden box\u2026 using only the sun! \ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Faggioli: Interesting!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
He jots something down.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Faggioli: And she didn\u2019t get mad at you\u2026 I mean\u2026 for the experiments?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani: Absolutely not! That\u2019s just how she was. Calm, always smiling, but always lost in her world of hot glue and chia seeds. \ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Igor: So Banani\u2019s mother-son bond was based on crafting? Sure, and when she got mad, she probably glued him to the door with hot glue! \ud83e\udd23
Banani says they crafted \u201cin parallel.\u201d So if something went wrong on her end, the worst was a burnt roast. But on Banani\u2019s end\u2026 blowing up the whole building? \ud83e\udd23
Wait a second \u2014 can someone explain how you bake bread in a wooden box under the sun? Banani probably set it on fire! \ud83e\udd23
Banani\u2019s mom lived in a world made of chia seeds? The only problem with that world was rivers and oceans! \ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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